Two Lunes and One Haiku

By Oliver | Published: July 16, 2010

A lune is an english language version of the haiku, invented by Robert Kelly (http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Lune:-The-English-Language-Haiku&id=645398). It has a 5-3-5 syllable structure.

1)
My cock, a buffoon’s
dowsing rod,
dipping towards your source.

2)
Ragged-eared tomcat
mewing for
wet pussy dinner.

A standard 5-7-5 syllable haiku:

Black lashes so long
they brush my chest ten feet down
the cafe counter.

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Back on the Blogging Horse

By Oliver | Published: June 6, 2010

I can’t believe it’s been two months since my last post. How pathetic. It’s been a rough spring but hopefully things are looking up now that summer is here. As testament to that, my girl G and I had fun in North Beach last night, starting at Vesuvio’s and ending at Broadway Showgirls, a strip club a few steps down the street. It was the first time we’d been to that club and we thought it was pretty nice. The dancers were beautiful and natural, and I reveled in the absence of pneumatic breasts. Dancer Elizabeth gave us a lapdance together which was a first for us, and she got us both pretty hot and bothered.

That said, whenever I go to a strip club (which is probably about once a year), I always leave wishing for a very different sort of experience, and last night’s adventure was no exception. I’d like something less expensive for one thing. It cost us $30 to get in the door as a couple and beers were $7.50 each. I always tip the dancers generously and don’t mind spending good money on dances, but I resent getting gouged by the house. Also I’d like a more artsy, creative, performance oriented club: less guido, more Burning Man, not so damn generic, with good music and DJs. Something like The Blue Angel Cabaret in NYC: http://www.alicubi.com/nycrfd/nycrfd_06.html. Why can’t there be a club like Blue Angel here in San Francisco? Last month G and I went to a burlesque show at a bar in the Mission. That was cheap and really fun, but NOT very sexy I’m sorry to say. I want a place that fills that wide void between burleque and strip club. I think it would a big hit in SF. I’d open it myself if I knew anything about running a club.

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e[lust] #11

By Oliver | Published: April 6, 2010

Wow – I’m so excited, not only to be included in e[lust], but to have my story, “Artist and Model“, featured as one of “This Week’s Top Three Posts”! Thank you Lilly and editors, I’m very honored!


HNT courtesy of Neptune Blue

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~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Sometimes poly IS hard – The difficulties one faces in managing healthy interpersonal relationships, and the skills one employs in overcoming those difficulties, are the same whether you are monogamous or poly or something in between.

Artist and Model – I’m drawing her furiously along with everyone else in the class. I know her name is Janice because a long time ago we’d been acquaintances, then lovers for a night, and then I didn’t see or hear from her again.

His Boots – He’s my fix. I’m his addiction. Maybe we’re just each other’s junkies? I can never tell when i’m close enough to breathe him in I cease to care about anything else.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

I need a new highway….

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Nerds are NOT this season’s must-have accessory - Being a nerd doesn’t mean you grew up unpopular and tormented, that you have a high-paying job, that you like Star Trek, that you’re socially awkward, that you never exercise, that you run Linux on your computer, that you’re highly educated, that you have low self esteem, or that you have trouble getting dates.

See also: Pleasurists #71 for all your sex toy review needs.

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Easter Dinner

By Oliver | Published: April 5, 2010

Happy Easter! I had some time on this rainy Easter Sunday to reflect on spring, renewal, love, and the pleasures of the flesh. Life is ridiculously short, so take this as an opportunity to renew yourself, love each other, and give and receive pleasure. Here’s my depiction of one of the many courses in this movable feast.

Click through for the uncropped version.

Movable Feast: charcoal, 5.5" x 8.5"

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Artist and Model

By Oliver | Published: March 26, 2010

Janice looks sleepy, her wide set eyes half closed as if she’s contemplating a dream, her brown fingers twitch slightly on her collarbone. Her afro springs from her head in whimsical tufts and frames her small, proud face. She’s lying naked and still on the charcoal-stained surface of the dais in the middle of the studio and we surround her in a disorderly ring or chairs, easels, and benches. I’m drawing her furiously along with everyone else in the class.

I know her name is Janice because a long time ago we’d been acquaintances, then lovers for a night, and then I didn’t see or hear from her again. At the time a mutual friend told me that she’d left to become part of an “intentional community” in South Carolina. Someone else said she’d gone back to New Zealand. I’ve thought about her a lot since then always assuming I’d never see her again, but here she is in San Francisco, 3000 miles away from Northampton, Massachusetts, seven years later, lying naked in front of me.

It’s as though she’d materialized out of thin air and her entrance into the studio was almost as sudden. Only forty minutes ago, Rob, our instructor, had wearily announced that the model had called and was running late. Then Janice ran into the room fifteen minutes later. Instead of going into the bathroom to change into a robe as is the custom, she’d simply stripped off her clothes and hopped up onto the platform with an apologetic smile at Rob and started moving through a series of quick poses with barely a glance at us. I’d recognized her the instant she’d appeared in the black-curtained doorway and my heart had started hammering so hard I was worried that in the concentrated silence of the studio people would turn and stare at the sound coming from my chest.

Now she’s moved on to longer poses. I’ve been sitting five feet away from the chocolate softness of her right thigh for the last twenty minutes, trying to draw as my palms leave wrinkled blisters on my paper. I’m holding my pencil too tight, my head is buzzing like a hive of bees, and I feel warm and swollen as if warm honey is running down my spine and filling the crotch of my jeans. Visions of that night seven years ago run through my fevered mind in vivid loops.

There was a party on a summer night so warm and humid that it rubbed against the skin like a wet cat with a fever. It was a Friday get together at Vincent’s place, a forty-five minute drive into the countryside outside of Northampton, Massachusetts, and a particularly large crowd had shown up, filling the downstairs of his roomy Cape. Soon after I’d walked in, Tina, Vince’s excitable girlfriend, had cornered me in the kitchen and spent a long time telling to me about her latest idea for a documentary about some indie band that I’d never heard of. Gerry, who’d just finished his degree in Environmental Law at Yale, and a few of his buddies from his Ultimate Frisbee team held an aggressively jocular conversation around the refrigerator, guarding their stash of microbrew. Read More »

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Three Haikus

By Oliver | Published: March 17, 2010

I’m working on a story that’s taking me a long time for some reason. I’m close to finishing it though, and in the meantime, here are a few haikus I’ve written on my commute.

When you look at me
You steal my skin, revealing
Complicated flesh.

My cock and your cunt
Fueling salty fusion
Dark orbits quicken.

I love sixty-nine
Tongues finding the slippery truth:
Ying-yang is yummy!

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e[lust] #8

By Oliver | Published: February 28, 2010

HNT Courtesy of Blue-Eyed Vixen

Welcome to e[lust] - your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #9? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

This Isn’t Play. . . BDSM and Rape – The very basic principle that we hold so dear in BDSM play, “Nothing without consent” seems to stand in stark contrast to a very common form of play, “Rape Play”.

Half-Full – When I get my ass beaten, is it as much for the sensation as it is for the “Good girl…I knew you could take that for me.” that I want so badly at the close of the scene?

House Party Part 2 -His wife walked by at one point and he cryptically asked her to “do what she did to so-and-so earlier”. His wife disappeared behind me, but I felt her hands touching me and his cock as it entered me.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Backseat Orgasms - We kissed lightly and without focus, both a sensual act and maddening at the same time. More, I needed more. In a blur I was on my knees on the seat, straddling his leg, his mouth latched onto one nipple and his fingers hunting for the key to undoing my dress pants.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Are You Watching Me? – A plan of devious proportions begins to form. Before this is over with, I will have forced you into a corner…forced you to act…forced you to give ME what I want.

See also: Pleasurists #64 and 65 for all your sex toy review needs.

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The Short Dress

By Oliver | Published: February 23, 2010

Lustful skin luster
Horizon of hem and thigh,
Sigh through damp fingers.

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Happy (late) Valentine’s Day

By admin | Published: February 15, 2010

I hope you all had a wonderful V-Day. Here’s something fun I came across the other day and have been meaning to post. It’s the perfect mouse for surfing online porn or scrolling through your favorite erotic tale:

a computer mouse in the form of a vulva

The ultimate mouse (via BoingBoing.net

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e[lust] #7

By Oliver | Published: February 9, 2010

Wow, I’m so honored and excited that my first erotic story, A Surfer’s Story, made it into e[lust]! Thank you Dangerous Lilly and eLust volunteers!


HNT Courtesy of Coy Pink

Welcome to e[lust] - your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #8? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Uncoiling – I slip the blade between your hip and the fabric of the undergarment, and slide. The pretty thing splits easily, and the panty leg opens, revealing your skin underneath.

Ahead of Time - I know you don’t like to know ahead of time when I’m going to let you out, but I just wanted you know that it’s going to be, well, a long time.

Blogging For Choice: My Story – Should I begin with Catholic high school? Sure, why not. I suppose that’s when I first began thinking about abortion, especially when the opportunity for double credit for community service hours rolled around.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Vignettes: Virtual Peep Show - I kept my bullet vibe on low to draw it out as long as possible for me as I stared, mouth open, at the two cute girls who loved to show off. I let the room in general, and the girls too, know that I was watching, appreciating and jerking off with them. I was encouraged by the greedy, horny men in the room to join them on camera.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

I missed you… – I could smell your cologne as I reached past you, key in my hand to unlock the door. That smell always set me off and you knew it. Your eyes told me what you wanted. You saw in mine what I couldn’t say out loud.

See also: Pleasurists #62 and #63 for all your sex toy review needs.

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